Let’s try to make sense of what’s going on in fashion!
- ABOUT META (POST-WHATEVER) FASHION
Fashion-style-beauty, things-that-matter… Here comes Anna Wintour dressed in Prada head to toes (with that paper bag on her head saying PRADA). She keeps a Prada diet (check it out!) – every day adding a bit of Prada to her Starbucks… Well of course! Because if you add Starbucks to your Prada, the dress is completely ruined with the coffee stains and it costs a fortune! So here comes Anna, and explains to you why this blue cardigan (cerulean!) you are wearing was picked up by her in that same room… Hold on, it wasn’t Anna, it was Meryl Streep dressed in Anna Wintour head to toe with a Prada bag on her head. Oh no! It was the Devil himself; he was wearing something unsustainable, perhaps real fur… wait, it was all the artificial fur, but they haven’t discovered it until the end of the next SS/2021 season when it suddenly went out of fashion and was dumped in the ocean! And you have watched way too many beauty vloggers on the Instagram, looking into your selfie camera you start talking to yourself (guess what, audible selfie-mode appeared before actual selfies… just as radio was there before the photography or the movies) So you start asking yourself, “Mirror-mirror on the wall! Why on earth is the prettiest of them all looking so weird?” Because as the Russian proverb goes, you can’t blame the mirror.
Wait, what?!?!?!?!
Anyway, if you are still reading this, I welcome you to meta-post-whatever fashion where I try to catch our reflections in the mirror of fashion. And if that doesn’t make sense, at least one can always have some fun. Get on board!